There I was…just lazing away my time on the bed. I was trying to look cute and gave the red-haired one some big green eyes. A little petting was the order of the night. Oh yeah! I was winning her over!
All of a sudden, the little blonde one came over and attacked me! She tried to HUG ME. The nerve! A HUG…AS IF!
If that weren’t enough of an insult, then she tried to KISS ME! BLECH! I would have to lick my body all night long if she contaminated my fur with her germs.
I vacated the premises after that final degradation of my space. Does no one understand that I need my personal space?? Except of course when I want them to pet me and I walk in front of them. Or when I push open the bathroom door when they are going potty so they can pet me. That’s completely different.
What I have to put up for a little free food.
What a wonderful series. And I like the new design — I usually read your blog in my feed reader, so hadn’t seen this yet.
You must have been a cat in a past life….you read his thoughts perfectly! What a great series!
So my cat isn’t the only bathroom invader?
This is too funny 🙂
Your narration is just perfect. This is a precious series, and I’m certain your words are exactly what kitty was thinking. Anya’s ‘loving smile’ is fabulous in the second shot.