{"id":40,"date":"2006-02-28T19:24:18","date_gmt":"2006-03-01T03:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelandofka.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2006-02-28T19:24:18","modified_gmt":"2006-03-01T03:24:18","slug":"rules-of-toddlerhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"Rules of Toddlerhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">Well, Anya is STILL sick.\u00a0 I keep on hoping that she will magically get better, but the get better faeries are not showing up to cure our \u2018lil one.\u00a0 They are probably sick, too\u2026one too many visits to our children this winter have laid them up.<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"57\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-kraft-family.com\/v-web\/gallery\/albums\/web\/bouncefairy.gif?resize=68%2C57\" width=\"68\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\" \/><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">Anya and Kai visited Grandma and Grandpa Campbell\u2019s this past weekend, so that mommy and daddy could go drinkin\u2019.\u00a0 We had a wine tasting party at a friend\u2019s house, in addition to just wanting to get some SLEEP.\u00a0 We can fondly remember the kidless days through the haze of our sleep deprivation.\u00a0 It seems we could actually sleep in past 6:30 am.\u00a0 Of course back then, sleeping in entailed getting up at noon.\u00a0 Now if we sleep in, it is more like 9:00 am.\u00a0 Oh, how your perspectives change with children.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">I found this list on the web and thought \u201cHow do they know our Kailan?\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">Laws of Toddlerhood:<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">1. If I like it, it&#8217;s mine.<br \/>\n2. If it&#8217;s in my hand, it&#8217;s mine.<br \/>\n3. If I can take it from you, it&#8217;s mine.<br \/>\n4. If I had it a little while ago, it&#8217;s mine.<br \/>\n5. If it&#8217;s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.<br \/>\n6. If I&#8217;m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.<br \/>\n7. If it looks just like mine, it&#8217;s mine.<br \/>\n8. If I think it&#8217;s mine, it&#8217;s mine.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">I need to add another rule\u2026<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">9.\u00a0 If it belongs to Anya, it\u2019s mine, but nothing of mine can be played with by Anya unless I graciously allow her the use of my toys.\u00a0 I am a wonderful big brother, didn&#8217;t you know?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Anya is STILL sick.\u00a0 I keep on hoping that she will magically get better, but the get better faeries are not showing up to cure our \u2018lil one.\u00a0 They are probably sick, too\u2026one too many visits to our children [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prince-kailan","category-princess-anya"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbJHf-E","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}