{"id":46,"date":"2006-03-19T19:03:55","date_gmt":"2006-03-20T03:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelandofka.com\/?p=46"},"modified":"2006-03-19T19:03:55","modified_gmt":"2006-03-20T03:03:55","slug":"they-watch-us%e2%80%a6just-waiting%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"They watch us\u2026just waiting\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">For that perfect opportunity to do something naughty.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">Anya will watch us go up and down the stairs and wait for when we forget to close the gate.\u00a0 Seeing her opportunity, she makes a mad dash for the stairway, her little thunder thighs crawling as fast as they can, the friction building up in her little cords, and right about the time that she makes it to the stairs her brother will start saying \u201cAnya, Anya. Stairs\u201d.\u00a0 This generally alerts us to the impending stair excursion. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">Tattle tale.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">She is doing a rather good job at climbing the stairs:\u00a0 <\/font><\/font><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sharkle.com\/video\/65038\/\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">Stairs<\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">Kai\u2019s naughtiness generally manifests itself through his toys and Anya.\u00a0 In a true and total double standard, he will get upset and start yelling if Anya grabs one of his toys, but he sees nothing wrong with ripping a toy out of her little hands if she has something he wants to play with.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=\"3\">If you didn\u2019t see the <em>Laws of Toddlerhood<\/em>, look below.\u00a0 That pretty much sums up the way Kailan looks at the world.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For that perfect opportunity to do something naughty. Anya will watch us go up and down the stairs and wait for when we forget to close the gate.\u00a0 Seeing her opportunity, she makes a mad dash for the stairway, her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prince-kailan","category-princess-anya"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbJHf-K","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}