{"id":51,"date":"2006-04-07T18:42:33","date_gmt":"2006-04-08T02:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelandofka.com\/?p=51"},"modified":"2006-04-07T18:42:33","modified_gmt":"2006-04-08T02:42:33","slug":"eating-disaster-area","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Eating Disaster Area"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"3\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">With Anya I decided to forgo the large, bulky high chair and just attach a little chair to the table.\u00a0 I <em>thought<\/em> this would be easier to clean and less messy.\u00a0 Little did I know\u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Now instead of being confined in a chair with a large tray she is in a small chair with the table and floor within messing distance.\u00a0 These are the days that I really, really wish we had a dog.\u00a0 If we had a dog, I\u2019m fairly certain he\/she would have put on about 10 pounds this week alone.\u00a0 I make great pains to give Anya a variety of finger foods, high in nutrition and nicely soft for her to chew as she only has two teeth.\u00a0 After feverishly stuffing the first 5 bites in her mouth, she will proceed to drink \u00bd of her sippy cup of water, then pick up her food, look at me, and drop it over the side of her chair.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The way she looks at me is as if she is saying \u201cWhat are you going to do about that, Parent?? I\u2019ve got this gravity thing figured out, now pick it up so I can drop it again. Well\u2026get down there, Woman!\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA\">Once she gets the predictable reaction out of us (\u201cNo, Anya\u201d), she then will proceed to throw a little fit in her little chair.\u00a0 \u201cHow dare you chastise ME\u2026I\u2019m the princess and can do no wrong!\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/the-kraft-family.com\/v-web\/gallery\/albums\/web\/11182ep8cw3uu0p.gif?resize=375%2C150\" width=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Anya I decided to forgo the large, bulky high chair and just attach a little chair to the table.\u00a0 I thought this would be easier to clean and less messy.\u00a0 Little did I know\u2026\u00a0 Now instead of being confined [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids","category-princess-anya"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbJHf-P","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}