{"id":61,"date":"2006-05-09T19:51:41","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T03:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelandofka.com\/?p=61"},"modified":"2006-05-09T19:51:41","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T03:51:41","slug":"yet-another-reason-to-get-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"Yet another reason to get a dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\">Last weekend while at Grandma Gretch and Grandpa Mike\u2019s house, Anya learned the meaning of terror.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\">Daddy and brother were sitting outside on the deck taking in the sun, and Anya was inside with Mom and Grandma.\u00a0 She crawled around the corner to the screen door by the deck and saw daddy and brother.\u00a0 She crawled up to the door and stood up holding onto the door \u2013 all smiles.\u00a0 All of a sudden she looked down and noticed the big hairy creature laying in front of the door just inches from her and completely freaked out.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\">I heard the screaming and thought she had hurt herself pretty bad.\u00a0 It was the screaming of utter pain and not the \u201cyou\u2019re not holding me\u201d scream.\u00a0 After running around the corner, and hearing her father laughing at her (bad, bad Daddy), I found out it was nothing but dog-induced terror. \u00a0The benevolent-wouldn\u2019t-hurt-a-flea dog.\u00a0 The dog that loves kids and kittens.\u00a0 You would have thought he looked at her with hungry eyes, drooling and showing his canine incisors with little bits of baby flesh hanging off of them.\u00a0 Instead he jumped up &#8212; all scared himself &#8212; wondering what he did and how he could help.\u00a0 Poor puppy.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\">Meanwhile Anya is screaming and shaking.\u00a0 After awhile she warmed up to him and would let him be in her vicinity without getting too upset.\u00a0 No touching, though.\u00a0 Touching is bad.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend while at Grandma Gretch and Grandpa Mike\u2019s house, Anya learned the meaning of terror. Daddy and brother were sitting outside on the deck taking in the sun, and Anya was inside with Mom and Grandma.\u00a0 She crawled around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,12,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-craziness","category-kids","category-princess-anya"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbJHf-Z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelandofka.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}