Tonight I had a girl’s night out, which is usually a pretty rare event. This week I had two Bunco nights and then this Palm reader night, so I actually appeared to have a social life. It seems like everything always happens at once. Anywhoo…
One of my girlfriends is a creative and lovely woman that has had her palm read by “Katarina” and found out she did parties. How cool is that? Everyone brings a dish to pass at one person’s house and we all get our palm’s read for $25 each. A fun, different night out and “Katarina” makes out like a bandit with 20 women paying her for readings.
What was in my future?
First off, she was pretty dead on with my personality, with a few exceptions. I’m creative with an analytical side, a perfectionist, emotional, get along well with many different types of people, and I never think I do good enough. Pretty true. Where she was off was that she saw a little bit of rebel in me. ME?? I guess I wouldn’t mind being a little bit rebel, but I’m too much of a worrier to go through with rebelious type of stuff. If I were a rebel I’m pretty sure I would be a rebel with an ulcer because I would be stressing out about all of my rebel activities.
The other thing she said got me a little worried. She asked if I had any kids, and I said I had two.
Katarina: “Do you want anymore?”, as she turns my hands in every which direction and furrows her brow.
Me: “Ummm…not really. Pretty sure we are done.”
Katarina: “Well it looks like you might have one more. Do you have any permanent precautions in place? It looks like there’s a little girl waiting to come out soon. If you don’t take some measures I see a little girl in 12-18 months.”
Me: “Uh…okay. Well, nothing’s permanent yet.”
Katarina: “You really NEED to take precautions if you don’t want another child.”
Me: “Uh…okay.”
Really?? A precious little baby is waiting to come out?? Is there also a lottery ticket waiting to be bought that is waiting to be won, because that’s about the only way we can afford another kid. At this point I start tearing up because I’m a hormonal (basketcase) mother that is imagining holding another precious little baby. Of course, another friend had her newborn at Bunco last night, so the loins are a aching for one of those sweet little bundles.
Then, my mind starts taking over…daycare…minivan…college education…POOR HOUSE.
*sigh* Maybe that lottery ticket will come through. 😉
Is there anything sexier than an minivan? I think not. Although the mere scent of a newborn gets me ovulating instantly. I heart them.