Reasons to eat dinner (by mommy)

1.  You need to grow big and strong, so you can eventually drive Daddy’s car like you said you wanted to.  (Note – Daddy was actually hoping to have a newer, different car in 12 years when you can actually drive, but OH WELL.)

2.  When you bring us a fruit snacks to open at 5am since you are hungry, we don’t look kindly on that.  Actually, anytime you come and wake us up at 5am, we growl. 

3.  Mommy slaved over that stove for countless hours minutes to bring you a semi-healthy meal that she was hoping you would actually sample before throwing your nose in the air and declaring, “I don’t like that!”.  That’s another thing that makes mommy growl.

4.  Cookies, candy, suckers and chips do not count as dinner.  Peanut butter is borderline.

5.  Filling up on juice and/or chocolate milk, thereby declaring your belly’s full, makes mommy growl.

6.  For the love of God, eat!  Or at the very least tell me how you manage to not want to eat so I can lose these extra 10 lbs that are making my clothes too tight.  I need some of that willpower and/or dislike of food.  How do you do that??

Her favorite food is chocolate cream 🙂 

chocolate cream