Then you are allowed to send your children to my door selling raffle tickets, coupon books, wreaths, bird seed, wrapping paper, cookies, pizza’s, fruit, etc. etc.  We’ll be happy to help them out…just expect payback in the future!

If I don’t know you and you live in a completely different school district and only come to our neighborhood because you think we have lots of money to spare (did you not notice our cracked and crumbling driveway??), then please keep your kids away from our door.  I’m going to go postal here pretty soon.  When it gets to be a nightly occurance around dinnertime, I get a little cranky.  You might want to stay away. 😯

We have a rabid, solicitor-eating cat who will gnaw off your little toe if you come to our door unasked and unwanted.  I’m done being nice and giving money to every little hand that is outstretched in our door’s direction.  Outstretch that hand in the direction of your relatives and god parents…that is their job as being your relation to buy all that crap. 

If you happen to send your kids knocking while we are having dinner or giving the kids a bath, don’t expect the door to be answered.  As much as I want to leave my kids in the bath alone for them to possibly drown so I can buy some overpriced bird seed, I’m not going to.  Yeah, our lights are on but that doesn’t mean I’m answering the door.  Now go away! 😈

Thank you for your consideration. 😉