Kailan has acquired an unsavory attitude and banter of late.  He has been giving us ultimatum’s if he doesn’t like the answer or his life circumstances, as they are.

Example:

M/D:  Kailan you need to eat your dinner.

Kailan:  If you make me eat this I will never eat anything EVER AGAIN!

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M/D:  Kailan, you need to pick up your toys.

Kailan:  Well, if you make me pick these up, I will be sad and I won’t play with my toys EVER AGAIN!

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M/D:  Kailan, no more cartoons.  You have watched enough today.

Kailan:  Noooooooo!   If you turn off the TV, well, then I won’t watch cartoons EVER AGAIN!

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Notice a trend here?  Usually when giving an ultimatum, the outcome should be objectionable to the other person.  Not yourself.   The boy needs some learnin’ on how to appropriately give an ultimatum.  Not that we are encouraging this behavior, AT ALL.  I don’t know where he learned this behavior, but I’d like to string the individual up by their toenails.  It is VERY, VERY ANNOYING.

Lord, give us patience!